New iPhone Names Announced

Cupertino CA – Apple announced today that new iPhones will be no longer receive numbers, such as “iPhone 5”. Instead they will receive names, similar to the way Apple denotes each new Mac OS X operating system. In the press release Apple CEO Tim Cook said the new phones would be named after pivotal moments in Steve Job’s life, starting with “Reed”, referring to the college Jobs attended. Names to follow are speculated to include “India”, “Atari”, “Woz’s Garage”, “NeXT”, “Pixar”, “Magical”, and “Think Different”.